August 3rd is right around the corner, and you know what that means: yes, it’s Tom Brady’s birthday, but first and foremost it’s the anniversary of that time Lenny Kravitz’ dick fell out on stage at a concert in Stockholm! They should really do an anniversary show to commemorate that great concert, like Woodstock ’94 but instead of Woodstock it’s for that time Lenny Kravitz’ dick fell out.
Imagine Lenny taking the stage, just shredding his 1998 hit “Fly Away.” Then, as that first crescendo off “oh-OH-OH YEAH” rises into the chorus, blop: his dick falls out! The crowd goes insane. Lenny finishes the song like the pro he is, then scrambles off stage pretending to be very embarrassed about his dick just having fallen out. (Little does the crowd know that this is all part of the show!)
Lenny comes back, only to kick it up a notch with a scorching performance of his 1993 smash “Are You Gonna Go My Way.” Whuh-oh! Right after that part where he coos “but what I really wanna know is…” BAM! His dick flops out of his pants all over again, and he swings it around like he did his long dreads in the music video for “Are You Gonna Go My Way.” This sounds like a very good concert, and one that lots of people would pay to see.
With concerts today costing more than ever before, in many ways it is unfair that only one crowd got to see Lenny Kravitz’ dick fall out of his pants when they didn’t even do anything special to deserve it. That’s why they should really do an anniversary show for that one time, so us Lennyheads who have only dreamed of seeing another certain Lennyhead (Lenny Kravitz’ dick) live in concert get the same opportunity as a bunch of Sweedish randos did on August 3rd, 2015.
To paraphrase Lenny himself, “but what I really want to know is… am I ever going to get to see Lenny Kravitz’ dick?” I hope so!