JESUS,” actor Tom Hiddleston was heard exclaiming, immediately after an astonishingly sustained fart outside a UK pub this week, as he waved the air around him away with his hands. “Been holding that in for three bloody months.”

In a joint statement released by their publicists earlier in the day, the Avengers actor had announced the amicable end of his three-month long relationship with pop star Taylor Swift. While some in the press have questioned the legitimacy of their relationship, the two appeared to have been inseparable this summer.

“Whooo,” Hiddleston added, scrunching his face up to indicate a particularly terrible fart, though laughing through it all the same. “Christ, never again with that.”

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