Well you finally signed up for that CSA, or Community Supported Agriculture Group, which means you are getting a weekly supply of farm fresh fruits and vegetables. And most of that is going to be some form of lettuce. So here are some helpful suggestions for what to do with it all!

Make a salad!
There is nothing better than a fresh salad, full of crisp, delicious lettuce. If you got radishes or turnips with your CSA, use them as a great garnish. If you got lemons, make a simple dressing. No matter what you do, though, you are getting some lettuce. Good thing everyone loves a salad!

 

Make a salad!
Wow. More lettuce huh? Seems like we got some last week and…well it seems like there is more here this time. Okay well. Guess it’s time for more salad. Can never have enough salad. It goes with every meal…hopefully?

 

Make a salad!
COME ON!!! I mean I guessed there would be a lot of lettuce but…how many types of lettuce are there? Look change up the names every week. Romaine, butter, red, mesclun. IT’S ALL LETTUCE!!! And did the amount double again? Who can eat this insane amount of lettuce? Okay well..better start making that salad. I guess you can eat salad for lunch and dinner. And breakfast?

 


Make a salad!
I don’t know what to do!!! I don’t know what to do!!! I don’t know what to do!!! It’s just so much lettuce, and it’s all going bad so fast and I don’t think there is anything else to do with it. Is the CSA punishing me or something for saying everyone loves salad?! I don’t know what to do!!!

 

Make a salad!
I feel like I have been broken inside. I tried. I really did try. There is only so much one person can do against an overwhelming force. I never thought that there could be so much lettuce in the world, let alone in this one CSA share. You have not only won the battle lettuce…you have won the war.

 

BURN THE LETTUCE!!!!
Quick while the lettuce isn’t looking, set fire to it! No longer will be kneel under the boots of our lettuce oppressor! It tried to usurp us but we will be the victors. THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!!!

 

Make a salad!
The revolution was futile. The resistance was squashed just as quick as it started. There is no fighting Lettuce. Lettuce is delicious. Lettuce is plentiful. Lettuce rules us all. Thank you CSA for bringing more Lettuce into our lives and making Lettuce our new god. Everyone loves a salad!

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