In light of physicist Stephen Hawking’s recent comments that Donald Trump is “a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator”, the controversial GOP presidential candidate has announced that he is hard at work at a terribly cruel impression of the ALS-afflicted scientist, to be unveiled on the campaign trail soon.
“You’re gonna love it. I get my body all locked up, I start drooling, I even do the robot voice” says Mr. Trump, who has previously come under fire for mocking a physically disabled reporter in Florida. “I mean, this guy’s making fun of me, when he literally can’t even stand upright. Beep boop! Beep boop! That’s him.”
Trump went on to explain that were he confined to a wheelchair, he’d have “a classy golden one that hovers, just like Professor X,” a fictional comic book character whom Trump then acknowledged as “a world-class gimp.”
As of this writing, Mr. Trump is also rumored to be working on tasteless impressions of Michael J. Fox and Malala Yousafzai in preparation for this summer’s Republican National Convention.