On this SNL web exclusive, we meet John Milhiser’s VIPER, also known as the deadliest man in America.

For anyone who has ever wondered, “How does a guy like that get a girl like her?” let this sketch provide you with the inspiration you need. Watch Charlize Theron stand by her man before a bar fight breaks out.


Watch John Milhiser on Above Average here.

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