Pit bull owners have a reputation for being one of the most dangerous types of human. If you find yourself face-to-face with a pit bull owner, here’s how to protect yourself. “Don’t panic. Pitbull owners can smell fear. Your best option at this point is to shut up and nod.” Starring Vinny Guadagnino.

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