What’s under Slash’s hat? Is it…

A little bird, going “cheep cheep”?

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A coffee mug, filled with fresh java?

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A snow globe, to remind him of olden times with Axl and the boys?

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A Tony Award that he took home from the Tony Awards by mistake?

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Trash? A scoop of trash that he didn’t know where to put?

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Nope! The only thing under Slash’s hat is…


…a McDouble Sandwich, which Slash was saving for lunch! That’s why Slash’s hair smells like McDoubles all the time. We love you, Slash!

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