Wisconsin will start drug testing its welfare recipients on Monday, thanks to approval from former presidential candidate and current chin-less governor Scott Walker. The rule was written by the Wisconsin Department of Children and Families and is based on the premise that poor people – who are liars and thieves – cannot be trusted to stay off the yam-yam long enough to seek adequate employment. To show citizens what specific freedoms their financial worth has earned them, the government of Wisconsin has released this helpful guide called You Must Be This Wealthy To Get High. Enjoy!


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