When you wake up and realize you have to work during the storm.

Your boss will of course try to downplay the blizzard.

You watch the snow go by your desk.

That feeling when your boss finally announces a mother effin’ adult ass snow day.

…but then you realize getting home is going to be a total biyatch.

Subway: Best Case Scenario

Subway: Most Likely Scenario

Maybe you should just wait for the bus…

Enduring the two block walk to your apartment has you like

That moment when you walk in the door and realize it’s only 2pm so you ceremoniously decapitate a wolf to wear its head and dance.

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